nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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