it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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