I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize