Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
