'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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