You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
