the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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