Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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