we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
