I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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