It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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