But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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