Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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