So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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