that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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