We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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