My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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