I hate your face
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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