I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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