I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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