K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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