the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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