The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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