well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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