It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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