Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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