So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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