Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm both gender and math confused
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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