at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Randomize
