There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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