My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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