Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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