Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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