The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
operation have a gay friend backfired
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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