Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I will die if light touches me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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