So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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