You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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