I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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