There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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