This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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