Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
