Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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