have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Pooping to opera.
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