So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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