Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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