BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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