Sry I called you an 8
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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