i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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