he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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