i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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