My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She's the barista slut.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Green mimosas i think yes
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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