Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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