I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
it glows. i had to have it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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