OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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