Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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