We're like a lot better than the average bears
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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