Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
