my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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