Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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