Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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