Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
